Commercial audition

A bit of a deviation to be sure (for one thing, I KNEW I was getting in, for a change).

But as I was sitting and reading my sides, both of the Monitors were right next to me, and one of them was teaching the other how to do a Meisner repetition exercise. I knew that one of them was learning because all I heard was:

“Is this what I do?”

“This is all you do.”

“So this is it?”

“Yeah, this is it. You’re doing great.”

“I’m doing great. This is what I do.”

Ugh!!! 

Toxic Avenger at AEA.

Just got this text from the other half of LOTNEL:

I’m in the super exclusive waiting room.  Yahoooo!!!

So they are, in fact, seeing non-equity today.  Yahoo indeed.

Another project from a LOTNEL reader


Patrick is in the process of submitting his film “25 Cents for Love” so film festivals and needs some help funding his endeavor.

From Patrick: “The project is a short silent film about a boy who meets a girl.  They fall in love.  Enter a villain…Dun Dun…DUN!”


FB: http://www.facebook.com/25CentsforLove

Kickstarer: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1281148875/25-cents-for-love

Twitter: @astrvngsartist


Patrick Pizzolorussowww.patrickpizzolorusso.com

Friends helping friends.

Hey guys!

We here at Life on the Non-Eq List love our friends and love helping them promote their latest ventures, so here we are doing that very thing.  Our good friends Gillian Pensavalle and Michael Paul Smith have started a little production company and we want to do anything we can to help spread the word!  You might have already seen us retweet them. We love them and their work and we think you will too.  So this is where we tell you everywhere you can go to view, follow, like and all the other social media things everyone is doing nowadays. 

Vimeo Page

Twitter

Like on Facebook

Website

Gillian’s personal twitter page

Phew, that’s it!

And you guys, if anyone has anything they’d like to spread the word about PLEASE let us know!  We love helping fellow actors and we’d love to help you get the word out on any shows, videos, workshops, whatever.

xo,

LOTNEL

And now… 8 hours and 21 minutes later… we are released. UGH. — The other half of LOTNEL, via text, about the Wicked call.
If anyone wants to chat with me at Telsey, I’m sitting looking confused with a gigantic piece of wheeled luggage, a Gristede’s bag of random clothes and of course I’m dressed like a character from the show. Oh wait… that’s EVERYONE ELSE. — The other half of Life on the Non-Eq List is at Wicked and this is the text I just received.

Overheard at AEA

Someone hastily picking out a cut for an audition that’s presumably minutes away, in comparing one cut to another option, he remarked to his friend:

Yeah, but that doesn’t go nearly high enough.  Like it doesn’t have, like, the money notes.

Book of Mormon

It’s been about 25 minutes or so and I’ve only spotted 5 black tie Mormon outfits.  Not bad!  And one or two of them might just dress that way for fun!

Yesterday at Death of a Salesman

Text from the second half of LOTNEL:

Monitor quote of the day so far: “the last slot of the day will be at 5:50” The rest is spoken under his breath, literally to himself and literally FOR himself: “woe to you who take it.”  I don’t even really know what that means.

Submission from HW

Sitting in the non-eq area of AEA today, someone knocked over a bottle of water on the tile floor.  The puddle was quite large and right in the middle of the pathway to the door, so the noneq with the offending water bottle went to the front desk and asked permission to use the hallowed restroom long enough to get paper towels.  She returned with five or six tiny restaurant napkins and announced, “He wouldn’t let me through, but he gave me these!”

We then proceeded to clean up the mess.  With copies of AM New York.
From August 2nd.